Saturday, November 21, 2009

Roswell: The Real Story...

Thanks to JJ for this enlightenment...

The year is 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell ,New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April
(some of these dates of birth might be a bit different from the recorded dates but, with aliens, the length of gestation varies widely; example; with Bill Clinton, a month was all even the alien,s mate-jack ass- could stand it)
1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E.. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when Aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

(Have you ever wondered why) they all support the bill to help illegal aliens?
Now You Know !

Later...

2 Comments:

Blogger jamie c said...

Very enlightening! Wouldn't it be interesting to be a fly on their walls when they are all gathered in the same room for a conference!

He!He!

I guess I asked for it when I told you it was time to change the story!

Love Ya!
JC

7:10 AM  
Blogger Gaileyann said...

loved it, what a sense of humor!

6:21 AM  

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