Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Al Gore's Gonna Crap...

Old Al is gonna crap now we've found out a star might be responsible for the so called 'global warming'. Seems like a neutron star exploded and the gamma (etc) waves reached the good old earth and caused a little disturbance in our atmosphere. I didn't read all of the article so I'm not sure it says that but, what the hell, I can start a rumor as well as the next person!

I need to be careful, though. I'm a middle class white person so I might get prosecuted or persecuted or what-ever-secuted for starting an unfounded rumor.(is there any other kind)
If I get caught I'll tell them I am an ex-football player turned basketball player and I'll rub some ashes on myself to get darker and jump a lot.(to look taller)

Right now I'm gonna keep a check on the news to see who is blamed for that neutron star explosion. It'll probably turn out to be GWB or Dick C. (or some other nondescript individual.



Blogger bigwhitehat said...

The star will get blamed on Bush.

8:30 PM  
Blogger sandy said...

Al Gore should confer with barbara streisand since she is now the reigning expert on global warming.

11:34 PM  

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