Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Iraq War To End Friday...

'ooops!'

I understand why the gal who sent this to me didn't post it in her blog; she's not into posting this kind of thing, so I will! (Thanks, Betty)

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. Theydon'tlike beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!

Here's one of the troops now with his peashooter!

Later...

3 Comments:

Blogger laffinpunkin said...

Whoops! I posted at your other blog! Which, BTW, I had never been to before. I'm glad I went tho, I liked it! I really enjoy your versions of "what happened",ha!
Anyways, living here in GA I got a kick out of your last post here.
I'm off to read some more, keep up the good work....:)
Donna

8:38 PM  
Blogger J C said...

Donna, thanks for the smile! :)

5:52 AM  
Blogger Miz Micks said...

WQW! WHAT A MESS OUR U.S. CAN BE IF WE DON'T KEEP THE NUTS AND DO GOODERS(WITH OTHER PEOPLES MONEY) OUT AND KEEP GAURD .SEEMS LIKE SOME PEOPLE FORGET--- THIS IS OUR HOME! MIZ MICKS

1:39 PM  

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