See, I'm Good...

Well, I done it! I apologized! Don't that mean I'm good? I know it do!

So, maybe I never said I'se sorry to the honky cop that grabbed me but I said it to Congress! Ain't that enough? Now will you all be nice to me again?

Now will the black caucus get a'holt of the security people and ax 'em to not prosecute me after all; and I promise I'll try to remember to wear my badge from now on.

Well, I've did all I should haf to so ya'll go ahead and take care of the rest of it for me. If it'll help, I'll even change my hairdo back like it was before all of this happened.
It was my hairdos' fault of all of this. But I ain't shavin' my head! That'd be too much.

Now I got to go back to work for my constituents. Bye bye!

Later...