Saturday, April 22, 2006

A New Plateau Of Stupidity...

"Army Told Not to Use Israeli Bullets in Iraq"

You know, I've seen and heard stupid things in my time but this takes the cake! This is the ultimate in stupidity!

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Israeli-made bullets bought by the U.S. Army to plug a shortfall should be used for training only, not to fight Muslim guerrillas in Iraq and Afghanistan, U.S. lawmakers told Army generals on Thursday. Since the Army has other stockpiled ammunition, "by no means, under any circumstances should a round (from Israel) be utilized," said Rep. Neil Abercrombie of Hawaii, the top Democrat on a House of Representatives Armed Services subcommittee with jurisdiction over land forces.

Have you ever read anything this ridiculous? Israel made some bullets for our Army and the top Democrat in the House of Representatives Armed Services Subcommittee tells the soldiers not to shoot them at terrorists!

What am I going to do now? I've been pissed at the Republicans, including the President, for not doing anything for this country worth mentioning and decided to not be a Republican anymore and now, after reading this tripe, I find I can't be a Democrat either.

Mr. Abercrombie, when our people in Afghanistan and Iraq see some terrorists coming at them and shooting at them, should our soldiers shout, "Kings X! Time out while we change our bullets. We aren't allowed to shoot you with these bullets because they're made in Israel!"

And the terrorist leader will shout, "Hold it you jihadists. No fair shooting at the Americans while they're changing their bullets! Take this time to adjust your turbans. We have to look nice in case we are getting our virgins!"

Sure they will! Excuse me while I puke! It's no wonder the world thinks we're stupid. We are! At least some of us (them) are!

Now if some of you people don't think this deserves an e-mail to a Representative then I give up!



Blogger sandy said...

Is it true the Israelis lubricate their bullets with bacon fat?

9:02 AM  
Blogger CA said...

I came up with this account of bacon fat and Muslims.

"General Pershing was in charge of a U.S. garrison in the Philippines in 1911. It seems his soldiers were subjected to a series of terror attacks by Filipino Muslims. Pershing did not try to put together a "road map." Nor did he set up study groups to find out why the Muslims hated the Americans. Nor did he offer them a series of "good will gestures." Nor did he put up a giant wall to keep them out. Instead, he captured fifty of those Muslim terrorists. He then had them dig their own graves. He then tied all up to posts execution style. He then dipped fifty bullets in pig's blood. You see, Muslims murders may not have a problem with soaking their hands into Jewish blood but NO WAY do they want anything to do with the skin, blood or 'guts' of a pig. Should they be contaminated by any of these pig parts, they will go to Muslim Hell, not Muslim Paradise!

And so, on the count of three, all but one of those Paradise-seeking Islamists were shot dead! Their bodies were them wrapped in the skins of freshly-killed pigs and dropped into the giant hole. Above them were poured the entrails and other porcine remains. You may ask, "Why was one Muslim spared?" The answer is simple. This sole surviving Muslim was released and sent back to his fellow 'mujahedin' to report what he had just witnessed. For the next 42 years there was not a single Muslim attack!"

Maybe we ought to give it another try!

9:36 AM  
Blogger MonicaR said...

I have also heard that this was done in the Philippines. It was very effective. I vote yes.

I have also heard that the Israelis are bandying about the idea of putting a sack of pork-fat on every bus in Israel. That way the so-called Islamist 'martyr' would not be a martyr because he/she would be tainted by the fat when the bomb blows.

10:39 PM  

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