It's Your Own Damn Fault...

'I see my middle begin to swell...the belt holes progress on downward toward the pointed end and struggle to keep from stretching.'

"What is happening to me? " I ask. "Who has done this and who is to blame for the faint light coming on inside my body?"

"One night of feigned bliss...one moan of pretended ecstacy to please a man...and for what-to gain around the middle and produce an unplanned result?"

"Who is to blame? Who is at fault? Who should have prevented this procession of unsavory events?

As always; A man is to blame! Who else to blame?"

Who, indeed! No man is to blame. No man can become pregnant. No man conceive. You, woman, and only you can be the recepient of such as this and you, woman, and only you are to blame for the result you didn't plan! (and didn't prevent!)

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Try Reading the Koran...

I've been again trying to read the koran. It's easy to read but hard to make any sense of.One time it says one thing then another time it says the opposite.

Note the bold entries for comparison sake. The Cow takes portions of the old testament and makes suggestions from it. Some of them don't make any sense and others only touch on what the true meanings are. It's a mess.

As you read, it becomes more and more obvious that the Koran was written expressly to denigrate Christians and Jews. Read it for yourself and draw your own conclusion.

The Cow

[2.111] And they say: None shall enter the garden (or paradise) except he who is a Jew or a Christian. These are their vain desires. Say: Bring your proof if you are truthful. [2.112] Yes! whoever submits himself entirely to Allah and he is the doer of good (to others) he has his reward from his Lord, and there is no fear for him nor shall he grieve. [2.113] And the Jews say: The Christians do not follow anything (good) and the Christians say: The Jews do not follow anything (good) while they recite the (same) Book. Even thus say those who have no knowledge, like to what they say; so Allah shall judge between them on the day of resurrection in what they differ.

It is pretty obvious the Christians and Jews dis-like each other intensly; at least what we just read indicates that. But don't give up. Keep reading:

[2.120] And the Jews will not be pleased with you, nor the Christians until you follow their religion. Say: Surely Allah's guidance, that is the (true) guidance. And if you follow their desires after the knowledge that has come to you, you shall have no guardian from Allah, nor any helper.

Here it is indicated the Christians and Jews have the same religion: '...their religion'...

Or does it? I'm trying to figure this one out. But, keep going.

The Dinner Table

5.51] O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.

Well, looks like we're friends again. Or are we? It's hard to figure by reading the Koran.

Frankly I can't see why anyone would want to be a Muslim and be lead by the Koran and follow Islam. Some day I intend to ask a devout Muslim to explain some of this weird book to me.

I especially am confused as to why any black American would choose to follow an ideology of fear and hate such as Islam instead of a religion of love and compassion such as Christianity. It's like going back in time and once again becoming a slave.
If you need to blame someone for the sins of our slave owning ancestors, do it to us instead of Jesus Christ.

For sure, whatever you decide about the Koran, decide it on its' own merits and not by what some imam tells you. The same with the Bible.
I don't see how there can be any comparison.

Well, "I guess it's just whatever turns you on," said the man as he kissed a cow.

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'Cheney is Vice President for Torture'...

This claim is made by the former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, Stansfield Turner. If this is true, then the President, Vice President and Secretary of State Rice should all be dumped and prosecuted to the full extent of the law for lying and saying torture is not condoned by them.

If this charge is true, the former director must have proof of it. He must know where these centers of torture are and he should be able to prove his accusations.

On the other hand, if the former director is lying, he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and immediately. Even if he is just mistaken, he should be prosecuted by the Justice Department for not checking out his 'facts.'.

Making false statements of this nature is very damaging to this country and presents a modicum, at least, of danger to our national security.

There is a limit to 'free speech', even according to our constitution. We can't yell 'fire' in a crowded theater and we shouldn't be able to make damaging accusations about our leaders without proof.

So, let's see this guy prove what he is accusing the Pres and VP of; intentionally lying to the citizens of this fine nation, the U S of A, and the rest of the world.

Oh yeah, and this little tidbit: "Admiral Turner's remarks were echoed by Republican Senator John McCain, himself a victim of torture in Vietnam."

I wonder what Senator McCain will have to say about this statement.

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Terror Down Under...

Our Aussie friends better watch out and keep an eye on the Muslims, especially around Sydney.

"SYDNEY (Reuters) - Eight Sydney men arrested on terrorism charges may have been planning a bomb attack against the city's nuclear reactor, police said on Monday. Their Islamic spiritual leader, also charged with terrorism offences, told the men if they wanted to die for jihad they should inflict "maximum damage," according to a 21-page police court document."

According to the Reuters article, these men are part of an extremist sub group.
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Police said the men were an extremist sub-group of the religious Ahel al Sunna wal Jamaah Association, a Sunni Islamic group that follows a fundamentalist jihad ideology. They said the group had little or no respect for Australian law or society. 'duh'

Muslim teacher Abdul Nacer Benbrika, also known as Abu Bakr, gave "extremist advice and guidance" and "has publicly declared his support of a violent jihad," the document said.

"If we want to die for jihad, we have to have maximum damage. Maximum damage. Damage their buildings, everything. Damage their lives," said Benbrika, according to the document.

I wonder when people will understand that all Muslims are potential terrorists and, under the right circumstances, will go to any lengths to kill everyone they consider 'infidels'. I don't care if you know a Muslim who is a 'really nice guy' and has always been nice to you.
If you really believe most Muslims are 'really nice people', go to their services with them, in the mosque, (if they'll let you in) and listen very carefully what is said by their religious leaders.

At least some of them are good family men, as is indicated by this sentence in the article:

"But Benbrika said the men needed their mothers' permission to go on jihad."

Isn't that sweet? What a really nice bunch of guys! And how they love and respect their mothers!
I can just hear them:, "Mom, may I go with the guys tonight on a little outing?"
"What are you boys going to do?"
Nothing special; just blow up a bunch of infidel men, women and innocent children."
"OK, son, I guess it'll be alright. You boys have a good time and be sure to do a good job so you'll become a Martyr First Class and make mommy proud!"

What a tightknit family group. And daddy is out hunting a roo for dinner. And sis is trying on veils and saris, trying to find the blackest one she can for her brothers' funeral ceremony.(or whatever it is they have for any hero pieces that might be recovered)

Mom says, "Oh, Abdul, you boys don't go to the market; I'm going shopping today for vegees for a stew and I don't want any meat in it."

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Separate But Equal...Full Circle...

Separate but equal...Here we go again. The Mayor of Chicago thinks the time has come for the races to be separated...for the good of black male students.

We went through this once already. Then it was white people who said separate but equal was constitutional and it was for a while. Then, after constant pressure by the blacks, it was re-decided it was unconstitutional.It would be bad for male blacks, et al.

Now Mayor Daley has decided it will be best for black male students to have their own school that teaches, you know, things that will help them get jobs; shucking and jiving, rapping... ebonics and black stuff like that.

All seriousness aside, it's going to be interesting to see if it will now once again be constitutional to have a 'Separate But Equal' school.

Daley will say it's not a segregated school; whites can come if they want to, but I don't see many blond haired and blue eyed boys and girls wanting to.

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What Has To Happen?...

What would have to happen to justify a government declaring martial law and using real bullets to restore order in a city or nation?
How much property would have to be destroyed and how many lives lost?

When should rioters be considered terrorists who deserve to be eliminated by any means?

Just thought I'd throw that out...

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Muslims Fight For Rights( ? )...Blacks Assist...

Looks like the Muslims are being discriminated against again. Will those poor people ever be allowed to practice their religion in peace?

This time it's our close friends, the French, who are maligning the Muslims. What can they be thinking?

The muslim community has Islam to guide them in their beliefs and actions and they should be allowed to follow the tenets of their religion. I mean, that's everyone’s right!...Right?

Yeah, right! I mean, if their Allah tells them to kill everyone in the world, even people who have befriended them and allowed them to have a free rein in their country, (our good friends, the French) shouldn't they be allowed to do their religious thing?

Paris welcomed the Muslims when they fled the Middle East ahead of the onslaught of the vicious Americans. Now the Muslims are trying their best to repay that generosity by culling out some rejects of French society and clearing many areas of older cars and stuff so they won't clutter up the landscape.

They,(the Islamists) also, are trying to help some city employees. Some Paris policepeople have complained that, in the past, they couldn't get enough time on the clock to make a living wage so now the sweet Muslims are helping them get in a bunch of overtime.

What great people the Muslims are! How wonderful that they are so concerned about the Paris Policepeoples' welfare that they are willing to put themselves in harms way to help them!

I, also, would like to compliment the blacks of that area who are good enough to assist the Muslims in their endeavor. How unselfish they are to generously lend their assistance to their friends, the Muslims in their worthy cause of world domination.

I guess we have to hand it to the French. They certainly know who their friends are. Kudos to them for befriending the Muslims, even though it is obvious to the world that the Muslims are right now executing an Islamic Jihad against all infidels.

Until Paris, the Jihad was primarily aimed at the great Satan, America, and the vicious, foul and warlike Israelis. (The Israelis are guilty of the vicious and foul actions of successfully defending themselves many times against Muslim attackers) Now it looks like the French are in for it, too. Maybe we should send them a very large statue which is holding a book (the Koran) in one hand and a cresent moon in the other. It will be dressed in a bathrobe with a scarf on it's head and a veil over it's face. It will be neither man or woman. Instead of having on a blindfold, it'll have eyes on every side of it's head.

In all seriousness, I think it's becoming pretty obvious what is happening worldwide. The Muslims are engaging in an Islamic Jihad. They have already stated that Great Britain will be a Muslim nation before too long and now they are obviously starting on France.

If you don't think it can happen in the good old U S of A, just check into any motel and see who you rent it from and then go next door to a 7-11 for a snack and see who you buy it from.

Some of you good people who are now saying, "What a fucking rabble rousing dork this guy is," just kick back, take it easy and don't worry about what's going on in the world; don't admit anything is happening.

In the meantime, you might consider for reading material, a Koran, a primer book on the Arabic language, the Aramaic language and a few other 'ic' languages and a new wardrobe of nightgowns, scarves and veils.

Beautiful Dreamers...

PS…and buy yourself a camel.

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Correction: What George Carlin Didn't Say on New Orleans Hurricane Rules...

If nobody else wants this one, I'll take it. JC...

”Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the lots bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First we would like to say,”Sorry for your loss.” With that said, let’s go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)

#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn’t; it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.

#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)

#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs, not yours.

#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumbass who didn't leave when told to do so.

#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want them, let them have them and hopefuly they'll die in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)

#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.

#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).

#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living.

President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Thank you for allowing me to rant. Signed: Anonymous

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