Monday, October 31, 2005

Amost Made Nihilist...

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Saturday, October 29, 2005

Islam: The Religion of Peace...

So you think the Ku Klux Klan and the Spanish Inquisition are bad? So do we, but...

Put the Numbers into Perspective:

More people are killed by Islamists each year than in all 350 years of the Spanish Inquisition combined.

Islamic terrorists murder more people every day than the Ku Klux Klan has in the last 50 years.

More civilians were killed by Muslim extremists in two hours on September 11th than in the 36 years of sectarian conflict in Northern Ireland.

19 Muslim hijackers killed more innocents in two hours on September 11th than the number of American criminals put to death in the last 65 years.

Here is a list of news article links... If anyone is interested.

'Holy Warriors' Behead Three Christian Teenage Girls...
Homes of Egyptian Christians Marked...
Nuclear-Hopeful Iran Demands Israel's Destruction...
Ham Sandwich Merits a Beating...
Music City Madman gets 4 Years...
Israel Takes out the Trash after Abbas Refuses...
Nalchik Militants Recruited 15-year-old...
Cartoonist Goes into Hiding...
Home of al-Jazeera Cool to Religious Tolerance...
UK: Young Teens Miss the Humor in Mass Murder Threat...
Galloway Lied to Congress...
al-Qaeda Losing Sunni Support...
New-Fangled Fatwa?...
10,000 Saudis U.S. Bound...
13-year-old Among al-Qaeda Suspects Arrested...
'Gentle' Christian Killed by Pakistani Gang in the UK...
Women Take up Arms Against Freedom-Fighting Terrorists...


Muslims Celebrating Ramadan...

Looks like some nice Muslims of Indonesia are celebrating their Holy Month of Ramadan by cutting off the heads of three Christian girls.

The girls were guilty of walking on holy Indonesian ground. (That'd be anywhere in Indonesia)


When will we learn that there is a holy war going on right now and the Muslims intend to either convert or kill every Christian and Jew in the world? Will it ever be time for us to fight back? I think it's past time! I think it's time for another Christian Crusade!


Friday, October 28, 2005

Fast Forward or Reverse Your Friend-Just Point and Click...

Picture this: An enemy soldier jumps to his feet, runs toward you with his rifle ready to fire then, as he presses the trigger, turns around and fires at his own men. Sound far out? Maybe not.

Nippon Telegraph and Telephone Company has developed a 'Remote" that controls humans. At this time it requires a headset on the 'controlled' party but who knows what the future will bring.

No doubt, there will be a time in the not too distant future when it will work with complete 'remote' control, wireless and headsetless. Just point and click!

It just gets spookier and spookier, doesn't it? A ray gun that, when pointed at me, "Really makes my skin boil," or;

high frequency sound bombs that cause mass nausea, or;

door knobs so slick they can't be turned, or;

nuclear bombs that kill people but leave the buildings intact, or;

airplanes that fly themselves and bomb places or just hang around, looking things over,- and on and on.

GWB had better be "as close as he can be" with the Nips so the good old U S of A will get first crack at that remote technology. It'd do his heart good to, at the click of a botton, watch the 'Million Man March' do an about face and march away from the White House for a change!


Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Baseball Discontinued In US of A Until...

Baseball as we know it has been ordered to cease and desist inside the borders of this country until certain human rights violations issues are resolved.

It has been discovered that some baseball teams are constitutionally and socially and politically and ideologically and religiously and racially and every other 'ly'- illegal! (possibly illegal-'ly')

The Attorneys General of the US, SA, Africa, Haiti, Puerto Rico and the UN have informed this reporter that a gross violation of every known regulatorial sportial statute has been violated and all baseball games will be suspended until that gross violation is repaired.

Pres. G.W.B.: "Hear Ye, Hear Ye; let it be known to all men and anyone else of y'all having any interest in this issue that, as of this second, 8:25 and 10 seconds...oops...11 seconds...oops 12sec...(oh, screw it!)- as of this hour all games will be suspended and all past winners and losers will be declared unwound until such time as it is determined that all BaseBall teams, professional and amateur,
local and Nationwide,
male and female,
boy and girl,
young and old,
et al, contain at least one (1) or more members of the Black (African-American- colored and etc) race.

This order will stand until the violation is un-violated or the BaseBall Season ends or there is a newly elected President of either (or all) the US or SA or Haiti or Puerto Rico or the UN.(period)

signed: Geoffrey Wilfred Bonetti, Pres of the United Savantworks of Alameda.

Thank God for dedicated men who check out this kind of shit and bring it to our attention before it's too late!


Monday, October 24, 2005

''Young Singers Spread Racist Hate'...Or Do They?...

"What a cute pair of little girls these twins are! They are a delight to look at and listen to!"

This, of course, is what a lot of people are saying about these Bakersfield, California twin sisters, Lamb and Lynx Gaede.

Others will say they are the product of a racist environment. I guess it depends on who you are and what your priorities are.

NAACP: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Ever hear of that organization? Everybody has. It's an organization founded and run for the specific advancement of a specific race of people; The Negro race. (or Black or colored or African-American race, depending on which term you prefer) Nothing about it advocates the advancement of Caucasians. (or whites or honkies or whatever you prefer)

Oh, yeah; How about the Nation of Islam? This is an organization founded by Elijah Muhammed and run by Louis Farrakhan, a couple of ex-Christians who decided American Christians weren't fair to the blacks of America so decided to turn to the Islamic ideology of complete separatism from infidels (primarily white Christians) to make things better for the BLACK MAN.

How about the Congressional Black Caucus? Oh, yeah! Five powerful Black United States Congressmen who fight for the rights of BLACK people here in the good old U S of A!

'oops'...Whatever happened to the rights of white people? Oh, I see!..."We're not concerning ourselves with that at this time!"...or any other time!

"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

Lynx and Lamb have been nurtured on racist beliefs since birth by their mother April. "They need to have the background to understand why certain things are happening," said April, a stay-at-home mom who no longer lives with the twins' father. "I'm going to... give them my opinion just like ... any parent would."

"It really breaks my heart to see those two girls spewing out that kind of garbage," said Ted Shaw, civil rights advocate and president of the NAACP's Legal Defense Fund — though Shaw points out that the girls aren't espousing their own opinions but ones they're being taught.

I see, Mr. Shaw. If the two little girls say they want to stay white, it's racist garbage, but you belonging to an all black organization that has worked to allienate blacks from whites since its inception is all right?

These people have the right to feel any way they want to, even to STAY WHITE if that is their desire.

Your criticizing them; isn't that like a pot calling a kettle black? (a little play on words there) Frankly, I can see nothing wrong with a white person, whoever it is, wanting to stay white. There is nothing in our Constitution and the Holy Bible or the Koran or anything else that says it's a sin to want to preserve a race, white or black or red or yellow. My own personal opinion I reserve for myself.

Having said all this, I could have thought of a better name for my movement than, "Nazi". Thinking about Hitler, Hess and all the rest does leave a bad taste in the mouths of fair minded people the world over. But I guess it got everyones' attention!

These people have a right to their beliefs, the same as Christians, Muslims or anyone else and, until I hear them say something like, "Kill all the Niggers and the Jews," they're OK by me!


Sunday, October 23, 2005

An Actual Black American...Worth a Look...

While perusing blogs this a m, I chanced upon an article in one that I feel deserves a closer look. It's an honest observation by a man (Reverend Peterson) who obviously doesn't realize he is an "African-American."

He doesn't say so himself but reading his article and observations of the victims of the Katrina hurricane, it becomes obvious he doesn't consider himself to be one of the "African-American" victims, instead (like the rest of us) just a concerned American. How refreshing!

Later... BTW: I sent him a 'thank you' note for the article.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Feds hit for leak on terror...

"Two federal employees have been stripped of their security clearance for allegedly tipping friends and family to the New York City subway terror threat, sources said yesterday."

Looks like the Feds got the goods on the federal employees who leaked secret information to friends and relatives about the plot to bomb the subway in NYC. Both lost their jobs and may be considered for execution. (or is that, 'prosecution'?) That'll teach them to try to save their friends and relatives lives!

I guess when the Homeland Security says, "Don't tell anyone," it means it!

"...Bloomberg has defended his response - going public and ramping up security - arguing the city had no choice but to act."

oops!... Now does this mean the Mayor of New York City will get his security clearance removed or be fired or lose his position for also leaking the information before Homeland Security said to?

You bet! Sure he will! I mean, he did the same thing the two federal employees did so why not the same punishment?

Dream on, Dreamer! Bloomberg ain't no common peon; he's a big chief! He don't have to follow no rules! He makes his own!

It must be wonderful to be a boss and exempt from rules and laws and stuff.


Monday, October 17, 2005

ACLU...You Gotta Love It...


Legalization of homosexual marriage
• Legalization of child pornography
• Legalization of prostitution
• Legalization of live sex acts in public
• Legalization of sex between adults and children
• The ACLU defends the North American Man Boy Love Association whose motto is "sex before 8 or it is too late."
• Removing "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance
• Removing our motto "In God We Trust" from our money
• Forcing the Boy Scouts to accept homosexual scout leaders
• Removing prayer from school and public events
• Abortion on demand, without parental consent
• Legalizing illicit drugs
• Physician assisted suicide
• Partial-birth abortion
• Mandatory sex education
• Legalized polygamy
• Tax supported profane art

Here is what the ACLU is against:

• Parental notification for minors having abortion
• School vouchers
• Filters on public library computers
• Student led prayer in schools
• Nativity scenes on public property
• Sex offender registries
• Broadcast decency laws
• "Choose Life" license plates
• Tax exemptions for churches
• Posting of the Ten Commandments of public property
• Prayers before high school football games
• Parental consent laws
• "Abstinence before marriage" sex education


Saturday, October 15, 2005

This'll Teach Them Damn Nazis...

Boy, I guess those fifteen Nazis won't think about coming into this neighborhood anymore! I guess we showed them they're not welcome here in Toledo!

I'll bet those Nazis learned a lesson. They tried to come in here and have a peaceful march and we showed them! We threw rocks and bricks at the cops and turned a car over and burned it up! That'll show 'em!

Hey, lets really show them Nazis how we feel about them coming into our neighborhood! Let's break into this bar and loot it and then burn it up! By God, that'll show them.

And if they come back into our town again, we'll loot and burn the whole damn town! We don't take no shit from them Nazi bastards! We're good Americans!

I guess those 500 Toledo folks sure showed those 15 Nazis. I know if I were a Nazi (or anyone else) I'd sure not want to go to Toledo.

Isn't it great to see the wonderful acts of patrioism here in the good old U S of A! Nothing beats robbing, burning cars, throwing bricks and bottles at the cops and looting to show how patriotic we are!


Friday, October 14, 2005

Strange Logic...Terrorism Info Leaked...

Regarding the recent alleged terrorist plot to damage the NYC subway, it is believed someone within the Homeland Security Department, via e-mail, warned a relative about the plot before the information was released to the public.

One of the E-mails warned: "As some of you know my father works for Homeland Security, at a very high position and receives security briefings on a daily basis...The only information that I can pass on is that everyone should at all costs not ride the subway for the next two weeks in major areas of NYC."

This, of course, isn't supposed to happen. Employees are duty bound to keep such information secret until they are given permission to release it. Evidently someone was worried the threats might be real and they didn't want their relatives to be killed or injured.
That's understandable.

Just as understandable is officials in charge being upset because someone leaked information that hadn't yet been evaluated as to it's authenticity.

What I don't understand is the statement quoted below made by someone inside the loop concerning the security leak. Read it carefully.

"I don't know what is more frightening, the possibility of a subway terror bombing or the idea that you'll get an early heads-up if you are lucky enough to be in the loop," said a financial director. "It shouldn't be the luck of the draw."

Come on, now! It's more frightening that someone might not be killed because someone else warned them about a possible terrorist threat than it is about the threat itself?

Where is the logic in that statement? Does he mean; "It would be better for everyone to be killed,"than for a couple of people to be saved from being blown up because they were warned by someone who loved them?
I think this financial director should have thought about this statement a bit more before he made it; and then not made it!


Monday, October 10, 2005

World To Unite?...Could Be...

While perusing another blog I came across a suggestion that makes a lot of sense to me. He says why not dig another canal, this time across Nicaragua instead of Panama. He says the Panama Canal is too small. I agree.

Or instead of Nicaragua, maybe Costa Rica. Either place would suffice.

Then, as the extremely fertile and actively minded person I am, I pulled up a map of the world and began to do what I do second best; think.

I'm looking at the North American Continent, the South American continent and, also, the European, Asian and African continents and thinking, "What about all these places is most outstanding?" I think that is a reasonable query. (and not a bad question)(Australia is OK just as it is)

Then it occurred to me; there are many nations that are very capable of being self sustaining; ie, able to survive as independent by self governing and trade and commerce with other countries.

By the same token, there are many countries which, without continuous and substantial aid from other countries, could not even survive, much less be completely independent.

Here I will use two particular nations as examples of what I am about to suggest considering. And, to be completely aboveboard, I intend to slightly exaggerate in certain areas.I leave it to you to take the time (if, in fact, you decide to be the least bit interested in what I am about to exposit) to look at your own map and come to your own conclusion as to the merit of this 'suggestion'.

The nations are the United States and Mexico.

The United States is, without a close second, the richest and most self sustaining nation on Earth. In my opinion, Mexico is a very poor and non-self sustaining nation.

Why, then, should not the United States incorporate Mexico into its' boundries and make the whole mess, the United States? Who would be worse off?

Maybe the present citizens of the US would be worse off, at least for a period of time. Eventually the situation would level itself out and we would return to normal. (as normal as we ever are) Mexico would add to our mineral and oil and gas reserves (and chili peppers, etc) and that would be an asset.

Without a doubt, the Mexicans would be immediately better off by sharing the bounty of this Nation as it now is. They seem to be doing that to an extent already, at least the ones who don't get caught crossing the river.

Present day Americans would no longer need a visa to visit their Baja and lower US areas for their vacations. And I would have thousands of new creeks in which to prospect and pan and sluice for specks of gold! Mexicans would learn about things like flush toilets and Americans could re-learn things like how to build sod houses.

American women could re-learn how to appear demure by fluttering their eyes modestly and 40% of the Mexican women who live and work along the border with the now US of A would learn a new profession that didn't require them to remove their clothing.

Like I said, it is up to you to have an opinion of your own. I don't necessarily advocate such a thing but put it out only as an idea worth discussing.

Looking at the continent of Africa especially was what caused this idea to come to mind. The history of most of those 'third world' nations makes this appear to be an idea worth considering. A few African nations appear to be almost self sustaining but most are wards of the world court, so to speak, on which they depend for sustinance.(Primarily the US)

History tells us that many of the third world nations were much richer and better off when they were under the rule of some other nation; eg, the British colonial countries. I will leave it to you whether or not to research those past British colonies.

There would need to be a world court whose task it would be to determine which nations would be required to merge with which. If this were to be a law, care would have to be given to determine an actual need and the several countries involved would not necessarily have a recourse except to comply with the order of the World Court to merge.

Of course, we would never need to worry about becoming part of Canada! (although the reverse might ne possible...'chuckle')

Well, there you have it; something to think about. I invite all comments, just watch your language. And before you have a chance to, I accuse myself of being just a little bit goofy at times.

However, I'm not sure this is, in fact, one of those times!


Thursday, October 06, 2005

Bush warns of 'war on humanity'

By gosh, maybe the President finally figured it out! After all this time he finally said something that approaches the truth about what's going on with Islam. Now if he can just drop the bull shit label,"Radical," from Islam and admit all Muslims are radical, (they have to be;it's a command from their Koran) we can begin to really understand what's going on. If not a command of the Koran, then from their imams who define Islam.

Islam, the 'religion' that was thought up by an Arab named Mohammed because he thought Arabs needed their own religion. Those are his words, not mine.

Islam; the 'religion' that was invented specifically to kill Jews and Christians.
One of Mohammeds' laws was that Arabs could no longer rob each other; could only rob Jews and Christians.(and other non-Arabs)

Maybe GW is beginning to understand that now. Maybe now we can start to really defend ourselves properly.

You know, deport all Muslims who won't make a solemn pledge of support and allegiance to the United States as it is now; i.e., a Nation founded on Christian ethics and morality.

Those of you who don't agree with that statement, please go back and study the drafters of our Constitution and Bill of Rights. Or just go with the terrorists, back to the lands they took from other people by slaughtering them without mercy!

Anyone who believes Muslims have as much right to their 'religion' here in this Nation, needs to be re-educated somewhere else. Maybe in Iraq where they kill each other for no reason except power. Or Saudi Arabia where you'll literally lose your head for reading your Bible. You know, our Saudi friends!

We now have something to decide. That is, what will we do to insure the security and freedom of our Nation. Let's make up our minds.


Tuesday, October 04, 2005

To Whom It May Concern...

Just in Case. Parody: 1. A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule.


Texan to Fund Cricket...Californian to Fund Jacks...

Here is a man who really likes cricket! Well enough to invest millions in the game!

Billionaire Allen Stanford announced his plans on Monday, which include an annual Twenty20 competition to involve 17 Caribbean countries.The countries due to take part are Anguilla, Antigua & Barbuda, Bahamas, Barbados, Bermuda, Cayman Islands, Dominica, Grenada, Guyana, Jamaica, Montserrat, St Kitts & Nevis, St Lucia, St Maarten, British Virgin Islands, St Vincent, Trinidad & Tobago.

"My vision for the Stanford Twenty20 tournament is that it will be the catalyst for a resurgence of love for the game," he said.

Each will receive $100,000 (£57,000) when they confirm their involvement and a further $10,000 per month to help players and coaches prepare.

Not to be outdone, a California Social Security recipient has decided to fund a 'Jacks" tournament.

California Social Security recipient JC CA Jimbo announced hisplans on Tuesday, which include a millenial four4 competition to involve four4 European countries. The countries due to take part in this historical tournament are; Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Ireland.(All athletes are blond with blue eyes except the Irish who was too drunk to tell us)

"My vision for the Modesto Junion College Four4 tournament is that it will be a bigger catalyst for a resurgence of love for that fine old American sport!"

As you can see, Mr. Jimbo will spare no time and expense to promote this wonderfully competitive sport. His dream is that all little girls (and Bay Area boys, too, I guess)will eventually become involved in this wholesome activity.

"Each athlete will receive a dollar ninety per game for the extent of the tournament. There will be four4 games with one1 person eliminated each game until there is only one1 left. She/he will then (on the honor method) play with her/himself until she/he has either defeated her/himself or run out of breath.If this works out, maybe next time there will be mixed doubles for the last round. That might be a toot."

The ultimate winner will receive two2 dollars and a Paper Machete Trophy donated by the Red Bluff First1-Graders.

As you can see, Mr. Jimbo, like Mr. Stanford has (or will) expend all his energy and is willing to go to any expense to see the re-insurgence of their chosen athletic competitions.

It should be an exciting year of activity.(or, 'day', for the latter)

The Jacks Tournament will be held as soon as it can be arranged at either the Lake Redding Park in Redding or the sidewalk in front of the Red Bluff Courthouse. Parking will be optional. Everyone is welcome. (for a small twenty20 dollar donation)

Thank God for wonderful people like Mr. Stanford and Mr. Jimbo. Without them the sports of Cricket and Jacks might be out of sight, out of mind, forever.

The dates of the tournaments will be announced as soon as we can find a factory that will be willing to manufacture fifty50 jacks, free of charge and deliver them to us.

Please mark this on your calender. It may never happen again!


Saturday, October 01, 2005

Now We're In For It...

Looks like Otis is headed for California. A tropical depression, or a category one hurricane is at the bottom of Baja California, headed North East. Soon San Diego and Los Angeles will be under water, and the people there won't re-build. I've had a few calls from people down there wanting to buy my mobile home. I ask them why they want it but they won't say.

One guy offered me $700,000 for it if something happens. I asked him what would have to happen to make a 40,000 buck place worth that much and he wouldn't say.
I asked him if he meant to move it to LA or SD and he said no, he meant to leave it right here and live in it; Maybe.

I told him it was only worth 40Gs but he said he didn't care , he wanted it anyway. I asked him if he'd pay the tax on the money. He said he'd be glad to. I asked him why he wants mine especially and he said, "Because."

Well, hell, that's good enough for me. I might just sell it to him.

I don't feel good about it, though. What if the hurricane misses there and he didn't really need my place. I'd sure feel guilty about taking 700,000 bucks, tax free, for my little trailer. I don't know if I could or not.

I told the guy (what's his name again) I'd have to wait and see if Otis was, in fact, going to strike SD and LA before I could make up my mind.

Hold on just a moment; It's the phone....uuummm...eeehhh..yeah..yeah...OK, I guess so.

That was the guy. He says he doesn't need my place after all. Otis has swerved away from his 74,000,000 dollar house on Baja. He says maybe next time, would I still be interested? I say, Maybe. He askes why I won't give him a straight answer. I say, "Because." He says, "Touche'."(a little Frenchie lingo here)

You ever pray for a hurricane? Me neither, till now. I can't believe it. I coulda' moved to Redding.


Could not have said this any better myself!...

I got this in my e-mail and I believe it's worth posting.

The lady that wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta. She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq Read it!


"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we?
Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was"desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia.

I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling, slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing incident, rest assured that I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank that I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and -- you guessed it,I could not have said this any better myself!

If you agree with this view point, pass this on to all your e-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior! If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great country.

Great Post! Later...